Short-horned Lizard, blood squirting lizard

Short Horned Lizard

The Short-horned Lizard (Phrynosoma hernandesi) is a small lizard that lives in North America. More specifically in Saskatchewan and Alberta Canada, through Montana, Utah, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico and into Mexico through northeastern Sonora, Chihuahua, and Durango. This creature is best known for having one of the weirdest defensive mechanisms among all animals, and that is the ability to shoot blood from its eyes!

 

 

 

 

Short-horned Lizard Description
It is a highly variable species with individuals exhibiting many differences in color, pattern and size depending on their geographical location. They are flat -bodied, squat lizards with short spines crowning the head. Their length (from snout to vent) ranges from 2 to 5 inches (5-12.5 cm) while their color can be gray, yellowish, or reddish-brown. There are two rows of large dark spots on the back and have a snub-nosed profile and short legs. Their trunk is fringed by one row of pointed scales, while the belly scales are much smoother.

It takes about 1 year for males and 2 years for females to attain sexual maturity. From the currently available data we know that females can live for at least 5 years. How much males can actually live is still unknown.

Short-horned Lizard Behavior
They are arid mountain dwellers with a high cold tolerance, living in altitudes of 170–3440 m (557 – 11286 feet). They are diurnal being mostly active during mid-day and burrowing at night. They are usually found in a wide range of habitats like short grass prairies, sagebrush deserts and juniper, pine or fir forests. The soil in these habitats can be stony or rocky but usually has fine loose soil or sand present

Short-horned Lizard Diet
They are insectivorous, primarily feeding on ants. They simply wait for one to walk nearby before snapping it in and swallowing it. They occasionally also feed on:
Beetles
Caterpillars
Grasshoppers
Spiders
Termites
Wasps
Since females have a greater bulk they tend to eat larger prey items as well as wider size range of prey.

Short-horned Lizard Predators
Despite their spiky nature they have a lot of natural enemies including:
Coyotes
Dogs
Hawks
Other lizards
Roadrunners
Snakes
Wolves
As a first line of defense they rely on their natural camouflage. If this fails they inflate their bodies to twice the original size, resembling a spiny balloon. They will also hiss and point their horns forward.

As a last line of defense they will squirt blood from ducts in the corners of their eyes. Although they do so to confuse would-be predators their blood also contains a chemical that is noxious to dogs, wolves, and coyotes. Their aim is very accurate and can heat targets in a distance of up to 1 meter.

horned lizard

Short-horned Lizard Reproduction
Short-horned lizards are viviparous which means that they give birth to live young. Their mating season is in Spring (May-June) and after a gestation period of about 3 months, females give birth to 5-48 offsprings from July to September. Newborns have an average length of 2.4 cm (almost 1 inch) and a weight of 1 g.

Short-horned Lizard Conservation status
It should be noted that despite not being threatened or endangered their populations have declined during the past decades. Habitat destruction and illegal collection are to be mainly blamed for this.
In the state of South Dakota they are listed as “rare” and in Canada as “vulnerable”.

Courtesy: strangeanimals.info
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How to pay LDS tithing online (bill pay)

Here’s how to pay tithing online for members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (aka Mormons or Latter-day Saints [LDS]).

If you’re anything like me then you almost never use checks. The only day-to-day uses for these dinosaurs of the financial world are to pay rent and tithing. But more often than not I forget my checkbook when I go to church. After all, I don’t carry it with me anywhere else! This habit has resulted in sporadic donations in which I try to figure out how many paychecks have come in since I last paid and then try to catch up.

(For those who may not know, Mormons usually pay 10% of their income to the church in the form of tithing. These funds support the growth of the church, building construction and maintenance, and other managerial things. They don’t support a paid clergy (the LDS church has none at the local level) or humanitarian relief – there are separate donation avenues for helping the poor, victims of disaster, etc. Tithing does pay the administration costs of humanitarian aid so that 100% of money “given to the poor” actually goes to help the poor.)

Well I’ve finally found a solution. I heard a rumor that members can pay their tithing online somehow, so I fired up google and figured it out last night.

Here are directions to set up online tithing payment:

1. Download the necessary form from this website: The Bill Payment Service Electronic Donation Information Form. (The version dated 21 May 2010 doesn’t work, download and use the one dated 21 August 2008.) Fill it out on your computer and e-mail it to donations@ldschurch.org. You’ll need to know your membership number, which you can get off of your temple recommend or from your ward clerk.

2. After you have e-mailed the form you’ll receive a detailed response on how to set up your electronic bill payment through your bank. You’ll need to figure out how exactly to configure bill pay for your bank. I use Bank of America and it was relatively easy to set up.

The e-mail you receive will provide information on how to set up separate bill payments for the following:

Tithing
Fast offerings
General missionary fund
Book of Mormon fund
Perpetual education fund
Other
Each bill payment you set up will use a different biller name. These names must be entered exactly as shown below and are case sensitive.

LDS-Tithing
LDS-Fast Offering
LDS-Missionary (General)
LDS-Book of Mormon
LDS-PEF
LDS-Other
You will be identified by your membership ID which you enter as the account number on your banking website.

Lastly, take care to enter the Pay To address and phone number correctly as shown.

A few notes on donating tithes and offerings electronically:
Any donations you send will go to church headquarters and will not be seen by your ward clerks or bishop – for good or for bad.
You can’t donate to your ward missionary fund online, only to the general missionary fund.
The donations office can’t accommodate special requests towards ward fast offerings or ward missionary funds.
You will receive monthly statements to verify that your payments have been successful as well as yearly tax receipts. You can receive these statements via snail mail or e-mail. If you choose to receive them via e-mail, this is what they look like:

Good luck! Hopefully this will be useful to folks like me who always forget the checkbook (or cash) before church.

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BYU-Idaho bans “skinny jeans”

They have already banned shorts and flip-flops, why not ban skinny jeans as well? I think they have taken it too far this time. I am on board with everyone else for grooming and attire standards, but I certainly don’t agree with this, nor their reason for banning skinny jeans.

The grooming standards for women attending BYU-I state:

“Clothing is inappropriate when it is sleeveless, strapless, backless, or revealing; has slits above the knee, or is formfitting. Dresses and skirts must be knee length or longer. Pants, slacks or jeans should not be patched, faded, frayed or torn and must be ankle length–no capris or shorts may be worn on campus.”

The Men’s standards are somewhat similar. The excuse for banning skinny jeans is that they are “form fitting”. I feel that this can be twisted into what you want; clothes are designed to fit our human forms. Skinny jeans does not mean that they are skin-tight. I myself own a couple pairs of “skinny jeans”. Why? Because I’m not huge, so skinny jeans are more appropriate for my size, anything else would be baggy. The claim is that skinny jeans show too many “curves”. Since when are curves a bad thing? If a person has a curvy body, they shouldn’t be punished by having to wear baggy clothing. Let’s take an over-weight obese person. Almost all clothing for them will be “form fitting” and show their curves. Yes, I agree, some women take it too far and wear jeans that are 3 sizes too small and are certainly skin tight. I feel those are inappropriate for a BYU setting. However, choosing to ban the style of “skinny jeans” is too broad. Why not just ban jeans all together? I have a better idea, why not force everyone to wear their best “sunday dress” while attending classes? I’m sure that would solve all attire issues. If students wore sizes that fit (not the size they wish they were) then this would never have been an issue.

Again, I agree with having dress standards. It helps the student to focus and have more respect for one’s self and others.

To hit it home, I find this interesting:

This is not acceptable:

Yet this is acceptable:

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Pet Skunk

Some people want a dog, or a cat, or a hamster. I want a skunk. I was first intrigued by this idea because I had never heard of someone owning a pet skunk. After a few hours of research, I’ve come to learn that they make a great pet. I find it very interesting however, that upon mentioning this idea to people, some immediately reject it and think it’s a horrible idea and they appear to be disgusted by it. It’s just another reminder to me how close-minded many are. Their thought process is “skunk=bad. Always.” All that really goes through their mind, apparently, is that a skunk is a rodent. A black, scavenging dirty hairy gutter animal, and it’s filthy and stinky. And nothing they hear or read will change their mind, because what they think is fact, always. I’ve especially noticed that in the state I currently live in. I’ve noticed that if someone smokes, for example, the majority of the population here will assume they are a bad person, and because they smoke, they probably steal, have tattoos and do horrible things. It’s rather frustrating to witness this immediate judgement.

And now I’m off topic. Skunks. Below is a review that I feel sums up most reviews I’ve read about skunks. And yes, I wince at the grammar/spelling errors. Rightfully so, this review is from “Daisy”.

“My overall experience with my skunk has been great, ill start with the pros, food is cheap, a small handfull of cat or dog food each day, and a small handfull of veggies, anything carrots, peas, any veggie pretty much, and thats about it for expenses, a small bag of dollar store catfood last me about a month, and i get my veggies from local farms so their dirt cheap. Next expense is litter, which one bag last 3-4 months. the next pro is she goes in a litter box, dosent need a cage, so she has free rome of the whole house, not destructive at all, about as destructive as a declawed litter trained cat, even though she has all her claws. Next is shes descented, and given 1-2 baths a month has no smell at all, exept a nice strawberry shampoo smell, next is she gets along with all my animals, my coon, my ferrets, my cats, and my dogs, i would reccomend skunks to anybody, wven small children because their very easy to handle and take care of, they dont bite or scratch, and their so effectionate that i dont think a kid would get bored of it like they would a hamster per say. the other pro is their so effectionate, she reminds me of a cat in heat because she always wants attention, and love, but dosent stick her but in my face. theres alot more pros but i dont have time to list them all. The cons, you cant let them outside without a leash or theyll just take off and never come back, unless your with them the whole time, other wise theyll wonder off, and the only other thing i can think of is you have to give them a bath once a month at least, even though its not that big of a deal because mine loves the water, but i hear from other people some skunks realy fight, and hate the water. overall they make a great pet, they remind me of a ferret in alot of ways, as they are in the same family as the ferret, and weasel, i got mine when she was 10 months old, almost fully mature, and the first week she was realy shy, but since then she has really opened up and completly changed her personality, i think she was shy because she was a rescue, and i know for a fact she was neglected, and think she might have been abused. so thats pretty much it, and if you ever get a chance to get a skunk as a pet i would suggest you take it, you wont be dissaponted. I forgot to mention another con is you have to trim their nails once a month, but its no big deal.”

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The jimmy break-in

Last week I drove up to Layton, about 1 hour up north from where I live, when I stumbled into an odd predicament. I was getting ready to head back home, so I went outside to start my car and get it warmed up, because it was cold and snowing. I made sure the doors were unlocked, started the car and cranked up the heat, then ran back inside the house. My older brother was gone, so I was the only one left in the house. When I was ready to leave, I approached my car and to my dismay it had auto-locked all doors. Of course, I didn’t own a copy of the key. At this point I’m standing in the snow looking at my car that is running and the snow on the windows is melting because the heater is set to full blast. Not sure what to do, I go inside and find one (and only one) metal hanger. I untwist it and straighten it out, leaving one end with a hook. I run outside and attempt to jimmy the lock, but with no success. My hands become too cold to do much, so I retreated once again to the house and started to look up what to do on the web, including how to jimmy my car. This gave me motivation and I went back out, determined to jimmy the lock. Once again, I failed miserably. Accepting my failure, I called up the “local” locksmith. They told me it is $15 for the tech to arrive at my location, and the service rate starts at $35 (which is a red flag that the price could be just about anything). I noticed that my phone was very close to losing it’s battery life, so I gave my address and the lady on the phone said that the technician will call me shortly. Great, ended the call and began the waiting process. To keep occupied, I looked up some more y0utube videos on how to force open the locked door. Nothing really helped. About 20 minutes later, the technician finally called me. He said he was in south Salt Lake, which is still about 30 minutes away. Not good. My car is running, and I know my fuel level was low to begin with. What would I do if the fuel is depleted? Then I would have another issue at hand. Not to my surprise, our conversation cut short and the display on my phone turned to black, diminishing all hope of a few more minutes of power. Now I’m really in a pickle. No phone, no way to contact the outside world, a car burning gas in vein. I had no other choice. I made the decision and executed it. I snagged a large wrench and hammer and marched back to my car and stood facing the back window. I figured the smallest window is the least expensive. I paused, took a breath, and swung. The wrench bounced off the window. I swung again, the wrench rebounded and the noise echoed down the residential street. Feeling guilty I looked around to make certain no one was looking at me break into my own car, after having attempted to jimmy it several times. There was however, a woman walking toward me. I tried to act normal and continued. Impressed by the strength of this window, I gripped the hammer and smashed it into the glass, which finally gave way, crumbling into fragmented squares and splinters. The black tinted film held most of the tempered glass in place. I thrust the hammer through the small hole I made, and started to rip the remaining glass out. I then shoved my arm inside the car up to my shoulder, and flicked the lock open. I crawled inside and unlocked the front door. I jumped in the drivers seat and saw the fuel light was on. I had no idea how much time I had. I turned off the scorching heat and raced to the nearest gas station. I made it.

 

 

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BYU comeback

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